What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 01:12
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me : Sure.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Then let's have some coffee
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : No
Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Tea ?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : I'm 24.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : I don't drink
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : Thank you.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.